GLOW (UV) PARTY @ THE LOOP NIGHT CLUB

SATURDAY 30 NOVEMBER 2013 @LoopNightclub

THE LOOP NIGHTCLUB & LAU PRODUCTIONS presents

""""" GLOW (UV) PARTY """"" THe Best ever!

Line up for the evening is:

Lau | EpicSA | Atila | Gentleman Chad | Waspa

Entrance @Door General R60 & VIP R100 till midnight

Free List for Ladies and R30 List for Gents till 11pm .... email glow@theloopnightclub.co.za

Dress Code: White & Lumo Sneakers ;-)

Door Open: 10pm & close @4am

For VIP table and birthday bookings, email vaughan@theloopnightclub.co.za

Supported by:
DJNoRespect

Sponsored by Empresario Da Juventude

LAU Productions Info:
+27785544552 | 28573bd5 | instagram: @djlauproductions

Angolan Independence Day this Friday, 08th November, at The Loop NightClub.

LAU Productions brings you the celebration of Angolan Independence Day this Friday, 08th November, at The Loop NightClub. 

The event will feature headliner ABDIEL, jetting in all the way from the land of red,black and yellow (that’s Angola if you missed it), along side with our recognized musician Guerra Israel. 

Also spinning the best tunes in the world, DJs Lau, Waspa, Attila and EpicSA to keep you on your feet ’til the am.

Be dressed in Red, Black and Yellow. R60 general and V.I.P - R100 gets you in . We party in African Style, Proudly African!

Lets say Happy Independence Day to Angola this Friday!

FESTA DA ESPUMA(FOAM PARTY) @THE LOOP NIGHTCLUB. MON, 23rd SEPT (NEXT DAY IS A PUBLIC HOLIDAY)

FESTA DA ESPUMA(FOAM PARTY) @THE LOOP NIGHTCLUB. MON, 23rd SEPT (NEXT DAY IS A PUBLIC HOLIDAY) 

LAU Productions & DJ NO Respect 
@djlaucpt @djnorespect @djwaspa @loopnightclub @epicsa

FESTA DA ESPUMA(FOAM PARTY) @THE LOOP NIGHTCLUB. MON, 23rd SEPT (NEXT DAY IS A PUBLIC HOLIDAY)

FESTA DA ESPUMA(FOAM PARTY) @THE LOOP NIGHTCLUB. MON, 23rd SEPT (NEXT DAY IS A PUBLIC HOLIDAY) 

LAU Productions & DJ NO Respect 
@djlaucpt @djnorespect @djwaspa @loopnightclub @epicsa

PAPARAZZI PARTY @THE LOOP. FriDAY, 06 SEPTEMBER

LAU Productions Presents:

PAPARAZZI Party @The Loop NightClub
Club. Friday, 06th September 2013

2Dance Floors | Music 4EveryOne
Dj's: Lau & Waspa
Guest Dj's: KARCINHA(FROM JHB & ATILA (ANGOLA)

Live Performance by: MANDIE MAFU

PRIZE FOR THE BEST PICTURE & FUN PICTURE - T&C Apply!

_______ FREE PHOTOSHOOT _______

FREE GUEST LIST FOR LADIES TILL 11PM!!!
R30 Guest List for Gents before 11pm, and R60 thereafter
V.I.P - BOOK it NOW! T&C Apply!
Email your List to: fridaylist@theloopnightclub.co.za

2 HAPPY HOURS; 12am till 1am & 3am till 4am
Twitter Hashtage #paparazziparty #lauproductions


DRESS CODE: DRESS TO IMPRESS & SMELL EXPENSIVE!
OBS: ARRIVE EARLY

Sponsored by:
Empresario Da Juventude (Africa Do Sul) & Taag Airline

LAU Productions: +27785544552
Bbm: 28573BD5 | twitter: @lauproductions
instagram: @lauproductions | Facebook: LAU Productions

MULHER (WOMAN)

MULHER.

Não é pra ser compreendida, é pra ser aceita tal como é. Você pode não ter percebido, mas ela estará sempre ao seu lado como cuidadora nas formas de mãe, avó, tia, irmã, sobrinha, esposa, filha, amiga, vizinha, professora, enfermeira, faxineira.

Salvo em raras exceções, lembre-se, que alguma delas deve ter lhe dado as primeiras refeições, limpou seus excrementos, te ensinou a andar, a falar e depois a ler e escrever, afinal, quase 90% das professoras do ensino básico primário, são formadas por mulheres.

Você nasceu? Que ótimo. Não existe exceções para o seu nascimento. Não importa se sua mãe é desconhecida, se foi uma péssima mãe ou se não foi uma mãe suficiente boa, mas é certeza que UMA te colocou no mundo!

Foi preso? Alguma estará lá no dia de visita, passando por aquela rotina angustiante de ficar na fila e ser examinada até em suas partes íntimas. Muitas engravidarão de ti lá dentro mesmo. Nos presídios femininos, a fila de homens pra ver suas companheiras, amigas, irmãs, filhas e etc, é quase nula. Normalmente cumprem suas penas só tendo a presença de alguma outra mulher solidária.

Está doente? Ah, certamente uma estará lá ao seu lado, passando as noites contigo no hospital ou ministrando um remedinho na hora certa, limpando seus excrementos, enfim.. Pode ser a enfermeira, afinal, a maioria destes profissionais é formado pelo contingente feminino.

Sucesso na vida? Se gaba de não precisar de ninguém, nem mesmo de uma esposa pra ser feliz e paga uma empregada doméstica pra lavar, passar, cozinhar e limpar? Sim, então você continua precisando de uma.

Está velho? Olhe bem se não há uma esposa, uma filha, uma neta, uma sobrinha, uma enfermeira, uma vizinha, uma amiga... Se não há nenhuma, pense bem...

Você pode não ter visto, não ter percebido, mas a maioria sempre terá uma leoa pra enfrentar lado a lado contigo. Alguma delas já passou em sua vida e vai continuar presente no teu futuro.

Procure na História por elas...

Photo: A black mother defends her son during a police raid in a poor neighborhood of Rio de Janeiro. In Brazil, young blacks are killed by the police or urban violence.

Luh Souza

"WOMEN'S DAY CELEBRATION" @THE LOOP. THURSDAY 8th AUGUST 2013

Lau Productions & DjNoRespect presents

"WOMEN'S DAY CELEBRATION"
THURSDAY 8th AUGUST 2013. Next day is public holiday

2DANCE FLOORS(Smirnoff Bar & Main Floor Deck Wrecking)

Music 4EveryOne | Djs: Lau | WaSpa | Ze Da Crista
Guest Djs: Mixi (from Good Hope FM) & MonaliQue

Photoshoot by: Julian Hess Photography

FREE GUEST LIST FOR LADIES TILL MIDNITE!!!
R30 Guest List for Gents before 11pm, and R50 thereafter
V.I.P - R100 Terms & Conditions Applies!
Email your List to iamwoman@theloopnightclub.co.za

2 HAPPY HOURS; 12am till 1am & 3am till 4am
Twitter Hashtage #WOMENSDAYCELEBRATION #DJLAU

Sponsored by: Manuel Security & Taag Airline

More Info: +27785544552 | +27725391121
DjLau - bbm: 2857BD5 | @djlaucpt | @lauproductions
DjNoRespect 29BD7D56 | @LoopNightclub | @DjNoRespect

LADIES' NIGHT OUT @ THE LOOP. FriDAY, 19th July 2013

2DANCE FLOORS
GUEST DJ: TYRONE PAULSEN - GOOD HOPE FM 411 Host

Djs: Lau & Ze Da Crista & Waspa | Resident Dj Epic SA
(fresh from Angola) 

Hunks Serving shots & Lingerie Models (Ladies)
Free Photo-shoot by Julian Hess Photography

Ladies free On guestlist b4 11PM & Concession List R40 b4 12AM 
Send to djlauproductions@gmail.com or bbm: 2260A203
Name | Surname | email or cell number

General R60 | V.I.P - R100 Terms & Conditions Applies!

Dress code: Smell Expensive & Dress To Impress!
Sponsored by: Manuel Security & Taag Airline

Brought to you by: Lau Productions & Pulse Productions
+27785544552 | Bbm: 28573bd5 | @lauproductions
Supported by: The Loop Club & We Love Cape Town

Mother City Weather: 60% showers

Mother City Weather: 60% showers 8/13, Cape Flats 7/14  HEADLINES: Western Cape Storm Chaos

DIÁLOGO JUVENIL EM CAPE TOWN. Sábado, 1 de Junho 2013

A direcção do Conselho da Juventude Angolana na África do Sul, vem por este meio convocar a Comunidade Angolana Juvenil em Cape Town para o diálogo com os Jovens da Comunidade Angolana residentes em Cape Town Data: Sábado, 1 de Junho 2013 Horas: 11h00 As 12h30 Local: The Tulip Hotel Cape Town South Africa Tema: DIÁLOGO JUVENIL Sobre "O ESTADO DA JUVENTUDE ACTUAL EM CAPE TOWN" O dialogo será presidido pela, A Sua Excia. Sr. Apolinário José Pereira Cônsul Geral Da Republica De Angola Em Cape Town e o Sr. Edilson Moisés Manuel Matioma Presidente do Conselho da Juventude Angolana na África do Sul Organização: CJA - Conselho da Juventude Angolana na África do Sul. Participação, Associativismo e Desenvolvimento +27785544552 | Bbm: 28573bd5

Event link: http://www.facebook.com/events/660883230595508/

Morto engravida mulher no necrotério

Uma mulher de 38 anos, que trabalha em um necrotério, foi presa e condenada a pagar uma fiança de 250.000 dólares depois “abusar” de um cadáver de um homem. O suposto crime ocorreu em um necrotério de Lexington em Missouri, Estados Unidos. A polícia acusou Felicity Marmaduke de necrofilia. De acordo com as autoridades competentes, um morto sofreu uma ereção pós morte enquanto era banhado pela funcionária do necrotério Marmaduke. A mulher então, aproveitou que estava sozinha e passou ter relações sexuais com o morto. Para sua grande surpresa, o morto chegou ao orgasmo depois de alguns minutos de sexo. Algumas semanas mais tarde, ao fazer um exame médico de rotina, foi constatada a gravidez da mulher. A polícia foi notificada pelo médico depois que Marmaduke contou para ele as circunstâncias que a levaram à concepção. Em uma reviravolta bizarra, Marmaduke pretende agora processar os herdeiros do homem morto para tentar conseguir uma pensão alimentícia e apoio à criança

Good morning Dear friends, feel free to follow Dj Lau on twitter: @djlaucpt

A good morning message is like a hug, an inspiration and the motivation to get out of bed and embrace a new day. This post is a joyful bundle of warm wishes, motivational morning quotes and poems that are a perfect complement to a beautiful morning. Use them as Facebook Updates, SMS forwards, tweets, text messages or even as a brand new pin on your pinboard. Have fun spreading the love to your friends, classmates, colleagues, boyfriend, girlfriend and partners to wake them up with a lovely smile.

1) I wish you good morning and offer you a cocktail called TODAY. It has a shot of fun, a dash of hard work, a pinch of love, a tablespoon of good luck and a slice ofhumor – All mixed up in a lovely glass called life. Cheers.

2) Don't let yesterday affect today, and treat today as your stepping stone to tomorrow. Have a great day.

3) The most beautiful thing about this morning is you. xoxo

4) Rolling in the bed, immersing in a hot tub, getting a massage, eating breakfast in bed – you can't do any of this today because it is Monday. Good morning.

"HAPPY AFRICA DAY"

Africa Day is the annual commemoration on May 25 of the 1963 founding of the Organisation of African Unity (OAU). On this day, leaders of 30 of the 32 independent African states signed a founding charter in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia.

 In 1991, the OAU established the African Economic Community, and in 2002 the OAU established its own successor, the African Union. However, the name and date of Africa Day has been retained as a celebration of African unity. 2012's theme of Africa Day is "Africa and the Diaspora." The New York celebration was held in New York City on May 31, 2011. In Nairobi, it was celebrated at Uhuru Park Recreational Park. 

It should also be noted that Africa Day is observed as a public holiday in only five African countries, that is, Ghana , Mali, Namibia, Zambia and Zimbabwe. However, celebrations are held in some African countries, as well as by Africans in the diaspora.

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Metro FM squirms over 'explicit' sex talk

Johannesburg - The Touchdown show on Metro FM was pulled from the national radio station's schedule after the drive time show team conducted an interview on Wednesday with erotica writer and sex coach Jade Zwane which was deemed too explicit by management, reports Times Live.

The Touchdown team lead by T-Bo Touch (real name Thabo Molefe), Refiloe Mpakanyane and sports reader Joe Mann reportedly received SMSes from station programming manager Caren Olsen to cut the interview short, as it was getting too "steamy".

Zwane, the author of erotic novel aDICKted, was talking about the importance of masturbation and parents' role in educating their children about sex.

'Not suspended'

"I explained [to listeners] how my talk with my parents from puberty encouraged me to wait," Zwane told Times Live. 

"I didn't feel like I needed to rush into it because I had read books about it, and my mom took me to a gynae before my first sexual experience, which was at 23 years."

Zwane advocates "sexual liberation" for women on her website and offers sexual coaching, advice and workshops.

Metro FM spokesperson Happy Ngidi confirmed that The Touchdown show and its three presenters have been pulled from the schedule, while "internal process" were ongoing.

"They are not suspended, but are just not scheduled, because of the unfortunate interview that was of an explicit nature. It goes against the broadcast policy and our mandate as a station," she said.

DJ Sbu will host the show until the station's investigation into the alleged misconduct is concluded.

'Good luck for your exams', 'Wish you all the best for your test'

I know this exams means a lot to you. I've lit a candle and said a small prayer, just for you, asking for luck to be by your side. Rock your tests. Muah.

After the exams we will party hard @ The Loop
FRIDAY 14 JUNE 2013 | WELCOME TO CAPE TOWN
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WELCOME TO CAPE TOWN PARTY @ THE LOOP. Fri, 14th June

For Concession List R40 b4 12AM. Send it by following the link —https://t.co/AKFgEarhJf

♫ Welcome to Cape Town, come join the party, put on your dancing shoes, Cape Town welcomes you ♫ 
To the city popularly known in South Africa as the Mother City with fabulous parties.